The Dharma Flute

The Bishop was intrigued, and questioned our server: "What wonderful tones, is it a bass flute?"

"Yes, it's twice as long as a normal flute," was the reply.

"I think I need to meet this fellow with an extra long flute ," I informed the table, adding, "to compare notes." I then pulled on my glass of Turkish pilsner, cooly ignoring both the glare of The Bishop, and the laughter of The Lizard.