26 June 2007

NZ: Got those flight cancelled blues...

(The Lizard wipes the blood off her weapon after lashing the rude woman trying to cut in line, and turned back to the gate counter...)
American Air Rep: "I can get you on Continental at 1720, but Genghis will have to fly standby."
Lizard: (her mouth abnormally forming a frown) "OK, but I'm not leaving without him"
AA Rep: "Shouldn't be an issue... Oh look, you've been selected SSSS..."
Lizard: "Is that good?"
AA: "Depends, do you like cavity searches?"

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