On Winning The Lottery

"I'd buy me some midgets," BoHunk stated, without hesitation.

I paused, looked at him, smiled and queried, "Midgets?"

"Yeah, midgets." He confirmed in his normal, happy demeanor. "You remember in the 80's when Van Halen went on tour with a bunch of midget body guards?"

"You mean you'd hire a bunch of midgets to be your entourage?"

"I wouldn't rent them. I'd buy 'em."

"You'd buy a bunch of midgets?"

"Yep"

"You know slavery went out of style back in the 19th century? Not very good for the karma and all."

"Yeah... it's probably why I haven't won yet."